This is my life. It is real. And for lack of a better word: untimely.
- open viewing 10:30-1, Iron Mountain time
- Mass (for Aunt Kath) at 1:30
- @ 3, burriel: Priest for Aunt Kath, Rabbi for Uncle Mart (yay Jews!)
Life is ridiculously hard
Dude, Klum. 4th? Really? A fourth child? As much as i enjoy watching your ass get fat for a brat, i really don’t think I can handle you getting ubermodel skinny AGAIN. For the fourth time. I can’t even get into shape, much less skinny, muchless ubermodel shape.
i need a double kettle one and cranberry like fucking Klum needs another fucking fourth child.
At least she is a good mom, and her kids are ridico cute.
Remember when I made this video dating profile a couple months ago for tumblrdates? well it didn’t work… not one girl emailed me for a date. But I’m keeping my head high and as my mom always says “You’re the pick of the litter… Hell, your sister got married… so someone will hopefully find you one day.”
If you ever find yourself in Michigan, in the U.P. (well relatively soon ~ like a year), I’ll tots go on a date with you Delbie! I was jazzed when I was out there for SB, and Jillian said she would introduce me to you, but alas, Jillian has a weak immune system so no-go on the mtg. Bumchuck.
Mosh loves vaginas. His hand is falling off because the Sweet Baby Jesus decided Josh masturbates WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much. And, his love of the labia majora as well as the labia minora is OUT-OF-CONTROL. instead of “good bye norma jean” it’s “Good bye Josh’slefthand. Though I never knew you at all….” you know the tune of Candle in the Wind. Afterall mosh, i think Gillette said it best when she proclaimed: “don’t want no short dick man”
R.I.P. Lefty. R.I.P.
*And yes i will feel really REALLY bad if Josh has to get his left hand amputated… Should’ve gotten me a cookie.
I’m not going to lie: when i first saw the pic, the song So This Is Love from Sleeping Beauty came to mind. And now it won’t leave. Thanks Del!
i want to suck off Johnny Depp like nobody’s business.
“Joan Cusak is an American actress born in New York City to an Irish Catholic family but was raised in Evanston, Illinois.” Joan Cusak is also a woman that I would LOOOOOOOOOOOVE to have lunch with and regale her with stories of how fabulous she is, specifically how Funny I think she is, how I love her Chicago accent, how in almost every role she has ever played I loved her (which I can’t say about every actress), how I remember her as the girl with the giant metal mouthguard in “Pretty in Pink,” how I felt that she was GREAT as Tom Arnold’s wife in “Nine Months,” how she made the movie “Friends with Money” just a little bit more tolerable, and how I believe we should be friends.
Gottalove that Joan Cusak.
Uhm Grosse Point Blank might possibly be the funniest role she has ever had. I mean when she’s screaming at some company on the phone… going from sweet as honey to Lucifer in a hot second… oh Joan!
Gosh…who thought finding one of these laurel sheath headband-crowns to wear for my b-day would be so hard???
You could make one for like $2.00 Just purchase some fake leaves, a headband and some fabric glue and boom! money in the bank!
Now Jillian, HERE is the cat you need for intimidation backup.
If he could save Tokyo from Gojira, I’m sure he can handle your class.
I hope in the near future ALL classrooms are controlled by cats.
This reminds me of Brado! My first memory of Brad (that actually I forgot until he reminded me one time when we were all getting wasted and having a dance party in my basement back in hs) was when i went to his house and he showed me his Godzilla toy and began to play with it as he was wearing his tighty whities. Tots forgots until he decided to recall this in a drunken haze… oh memories!
‘Iron Man 2’ has officially started shooting, hazaah!
Seeing this man makes me want to do outrageously unspeakable acts of fornication that can only be described best with a simple *swoone*
