April 2009
20 posts
“When I was in 6th grade, I once dated a girl in school. And she handed me a note...”
– Bunny!!!
Let's talk: unnecessary stress
This is my life. It is real. And for lack of a better word: untimely.
Wednesday: find out BBJ might have testicular cancer
Friday: My aunt and uncle, on my Dad’s side (Dad’s brother) are killed in a head on collision
Sunday: Find out Rho is coming to town for the funeral and staying for my grad
originally, my family thought it’d be humorous to say she wasn’t coming to...
a couple of notes
I think Zac Efron looks like Jordan Catalano minus the whole stoner thing
I would love to bitch-slap Miley Cyrus and if i can’t, someone else really should
more to come…
A shot of happiness comes in an organized dance... →
Holy Fertile!
Dude, Klum. 4th? Really? A fourth child? As much as i enjoy watching your ass get fat for a brat, i really don’t think I can handle you getting ubermodel skinny AGAIN. For the fourth time. I can’t even get into shape, much less skinny, muchless ubermodel shape.
i need a double kettle one and cranberry like fucking Klum needs another fucking fourth child.
At least she is a good...
Watchdelbertshoopman:
Remember when I made this video dating profile a couple months ago for tumblrdates? well it didn’t work… not one girl emailed me for a date. But I’m keeping my head high and as my mom always says “You’re the pick of the litter… Hell, your sister got married… so someone will hopefully find you one day.”
If you ever find yourself in Michigan, in the U.P. (well relatively soon ~...
Mosh loves vaginas. His hand is falling off because the Sweet Baby Jesus decided Josh masturbates WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much. And, his love of the labia majora as well as the labia minora is OUT-OF-CONTROL. instead of “good bye norma jean” it’s “Good bye Josh’slefthand. Though I never knew you at all….” you know the tune of Candle in...
GPOY &TKW
I’m not going to lie: when i first saw the pic, the song So This Is Love from Sleeping Beauty came to mind. And now it won’t leave. Thanks Del!
Mosh is dead to me
i want a cookie damnit!
And NO, I don’t want your pity cookies either!
“I LOVE my brother, but I could throw you off a bridge right now, Bitch.”
– April from In Treatment… Man i love this show!
let's not forget
i want to suck off Johnny Depp like nobody’s business.
Joan Cusak by Edipedia
kindafabulous:
“Joan Cusak is an American actress born in New York City to an Irish Catholic family but was raised in Evanston, Illinois.” Joan Cusak is also a woman that I would LOOOOOOOOOOOVE to have lunch with and regale her with stories of how fabulous she is, specifically how Funny I think she is, how I love her Chicago accent, how in almost every role she has ever played I loved her...
WAXING
Me: I'm getting my eyebrows waxed today
MDog: Oh Bellissimo
Me: No that's where I get my vagina waxed
Best Friend: I was thinking about that in the shower today
My thoughts: wildly inappropriate about that statement
“things i don’t want to be anymore: stressed out, horny, twitterpated”
– BEst Friend
“like i honestly believe, if a boner came at me, my first reaction would be a)...”
– horney lady
March 2009
28 posts
Today's Eats
3 pieces of rye toast
a green apple
1/5 a block of cheese (colby)
a boal of oatmeal
left over pasta
3 4 bowls of goulash
8 shocktarts
12 sour cherry gummisavors
8/11 of a giant kitkat
v8 fusion
beef gyudon with no ginger
3 fortune cookies
1/2 diet coke
fruit and nut granola bar
steamed veggies
I am an abyss of glutony. and i wonder why i’ve been so unbelievably gassy
Debbie Downer
Dude, you ruin my lunch every fucking monday and wednesday. you wine and complain how no one likes you. it’s because you wine and complain! and you also tried to mack on your second cousin. GET A CLUE!
Pricing Latex Full body suits
Just another Sunday night with Bunny. Watching United States of Tara.
Freakin' Awesome →
Cubby was born @ 7:15 pm
Name: Jayden (way to copy Britney Spears Laurcat)
Weight: 8lbs. 15 oz…. Dude, Laurcat. That is intense!
Congrats Bear!
i renounce March 24
This is what i went to bed to:
9:00 am Class= canceled
a sweet buzz
belly-o-treats
cheesy tv
this is what i woke up to:
“Gary jail! Freaking out”
“Answer the phone”
“Our lives are about to change today”
The last one, from Bunny. Bear’s about to be papa bear. Cubby is on his way. FUCK ME. I should not have aroused from the boudoir today.
“Lor Bear, you are the Dr. Dre of the kitchen.”
– Brown Bear after he got done eating dinner tonight: Breaded and stuffed with Sauteed Spinach and Garlic Chicken Breasts with corn and brown rice cooked to a perfection.
Word spreads FAST!
brockua:
SOOOO, this weekend all I wanted to do was go out Friday and have a kick ass time!!!
Well it WASSS!!!
To start off the night, I went to the store and bought 5’O Clock Vodka (I’m classy I know) and Coke :D After drinking in the apartment we called the BUS to pick us up and bring us to Remies for $4 Long Islands!!! After Remies we did what i wanted to do more than anything….
JUST...
“I’ve noticed that when people’s feet stink. I mean come on, do you...”
– Greg discussing people smelling
My shirt is so innocently slutty I have no idea...
(via bethechange)
Erase. Replace, embrace. New Face. Come on! Switch!
“That’s what you can write about in your tumblr, ‘There’s a fine line between...”
– (via caragh)
I met this guy while walking in HW...... →
Being "a dirty girl"
Bear sees Bunny’s stethoscope on the floor, and declares, “Ahhhhh…. Look at you! You dirty girl!” “No Bear! It’s Bunny’s!” Bear’s smirk widens and says, “Shit.. that’s even dirtier!”
*Bear’s just jazzed i got to make out with my Doctor… BONUS
GUESTBREAKER: You like Nickelback.
dealbreaker:
If you feel like the songs “Photograph” or “Savin’ Me” relate to you on an emotional level I never want to relate to you on an emotional level, or any level for that matter.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kristina.
Funny story: When I was visiting my sis, in the Valley, we went to this bar and someone told me the lead singer of Nickleback was there. I told him, “Sick. Not...
Being with the Doc
Greg: What page was that on again?
Me: 105
Greg: How'd you know that? You remembered that? How?
Me: I'm Jewish. I'm good with numbers.
Fucking Coco
So I decided I need some real quadraped time and opt for dogsitting instead of being doing it doggie… other reasons for the second opts. Anyway, this puppy is huge now and she fucking had terrible gas. i mean it was a full blown gas war between us two! In fact, it was so bad, that I actually thought it was MY colon that was rotting. i then wake up at fucking 6am and start my day (i have an...
Uhm... I think I just saw Chin and he smells like...
But i’m not sure. Wait. Was it Chin? Wasn’t there a “chin” that went to our school? I know there was a porch. was he the same as chin? I’m not sure at all now.
I'm LIVID
Just found out that Cookie Monster no longer promotes cookies. He now says some bullshit about cookies are a sometimes treat. BULLSHIT! The Sesame Street I knew and loved would fucking tell CM, to say, even sing, “C is for cookie. It’s good enough for me. C is for cookie it’s good enough for me. Oh Cookie cookie cookie starts with C.”
“oh right. i know. but ever since the wedding situation i cant two time. haha”
– Best Friend clearing up her commitment issues… at least one of them
Hey Mommy Mommy! Hey Daddy Daddy! Buckle me into...
ridiculousroo:
Does anyone else remember this PSA from the 80’s/early 90’s encouraging parents to use safety seats for their children? For some reason my sister and I sang it all of the time and now that I have my own child to buckle into a safety seat, I think of that song all of the time.
Yes I do! infact, Gina used to sing it to her niece Savannah. WEIRD! She too also has her own child to...
February 2009
26 posts
1st night in LA
I fucking saw JO from Real Desperate Houswives of Orange County BARTENDING, like as her job not as a promo thing!!! JO!!!!!! WTF?!?!?! She was was engaged to a gajillionaire and now she is bartending! Hahahahaha! Hilars!
Pic to come!
Anyone watch Big Love?
As I’m watching the most current epi, I just can’t help think how quickly Anna became apart of the fam, wed the fam, and divorced… and i just find that to be nuts! I mean, I always thought Marge was an impulse, Nicki was a backup/business prop/traditional beliefs. Anna though??? I mean really?
and i just love Wanda: “Has he chased you at night? Has he tried to put you in...