Today this gypsy behind the counter at the ancient local apothecary, Rite Aid, summoned me to a cloak-and-dagger aisle suspiciously called “sinus medicine” and summoned me to reach to the highest of shelves to find the magical elixir. He wrapped the sheaf in plastic and I handed over my paper notes. Upon returning to my dwelling I opened the package to find the Magical Neti Pot Lamp. I must use this lamp to grant me my wish. Oh, magical sinus genie of the lamp, please grant me one wish and one wish only. Please rid me of my snot so I may attend this festive occasion. Actually, I also want a Long Eared Jeroba. And a Mouse Lemur. kthx.
I have heard of this netie pot you speak of. Indeed, I have also utilized this bad boy. And when i did, no one told me how warm of water is too warm with the salts, and i burned my sinuses up to my eyeball that started to tear. It was a traumatic situation.
