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Mar 16
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Fucking Coco

So I decided I need some real quadraped time and opt for dogsitting instead of being doing it doggie… other reasons for the second opts. Anyway, this puppy is huge now and she fucking had terrible gas. i mean it was a full blown gas war between us two! In fact, it was so bad, that I actually thought it was MY colon that was rotting. i then wake up at fucking 6am and start my day (i have an exam due in hours) and much to my chagrin, this bitchbastardbitch fucking shat all over the damned living room!!! How rude!