Mosh loves vaginas. His hand is falling off because the Sweet Baby Jesus decided Josh masturbates WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much. And, his love of the labia majora as well as the labia minora is OUT-OF-CONTROL. instead of “good bye norma jean” it’s “Good bye Josh’slefthand. Though I never knew you at all….” you know the tune of Candle in the Wind. Afterall mosh, i think Gillette said it best when she proclaimed: “don’t want no short dick man”
R.I.P. Lefty. R.I.P.
*And yes i will feel really REALLY bad if Josh has to get his left hand amputated… Should’ve gotten me a cookie.
